Happy Canada day... whenever it is.

[cl0ckw0rkf0x]

Some guy at work, crazy dude, I think he had something wrong upstairs, he says hi to me when I find a seat in the tier 1 section (this is why I like to sit in tier 2 alley - well, not really, I sit there because I have friends there, and the tier one section population is too transient for me) and he starts going on about Canada day being today instead of july first. I explain to him that it's only being observed today for the sake of a stat holiday not being on a sunday when there would be no one working to recieve stat pay. and then he goes off about how he came in yesterday expecting to get paid stat pay, but no, he says, shocked, it's the next day. They're having the fireworks today and all. I explain to him that there were indeed fireworks last night, I saw them with my own eyes. The assinaboine park fireworks were scheduled for last night but postponed due to weather. And if you read your cleo flashes like a good little phone monkey, you would have known they weren't paying stat pay yesterday. Then he asks me, well, then why are you here?

I raise my eyebrows. I fuckin' work here, man.

Crazy person.

The cats chewed through the cord on my ipod earphones sometime last night. I'm using Nathan's right now. I blame Nathan's cat.

Quotes from last night:

My brother, Murray, shows me the top of the cap of a bottle of booze he just bought, knowing I haven't seen the bottle: "you know what this is."

Me: "Bailey's."

Murray: "You drunk!"

Nathan: "She worked in a bar forever!"

Me: "I worked in a bar for six months!"

Steve: "Hey, you watch what words he uses in his weddinng vows."

Later that night on a slurpee run...

I start singing a round song that I know lee knows, and she joins me, so we're singing a two part harmony; my brother's behind us and he hisses,

"Shhh, it's wood elves!"

Also entertaining; analyzing movie action scenes in terms of D&D initiative rounds.