*shakes head*

My trainer today, she's talking about wireless networks, right? And she says, "so the customer's going to have a NIC card. Does anyone know what NIC stands for? Anyone? Network interface... what does the C stand for, I can't remember, darn it, does anyone remember what the C stands for in NIC card?"

Honest to god, she said that and wasn't joking. I wanted to bash my head into the keyboard.