Musings on fishnet

I was at a friend's house on sunday, and passed by their parents watching figure skating, and there was this guy ice dancing to josh groban, and I said, you know, you really have to be gay to wear a fishnet body suit and dance to josh groban. Actually, just ice dancing to jush groban would make a guy gay. I like josh groban and all, but guys are not supposed to like josh groban.

Then I said, you know, if I was a figure skater, I would ice dance to death metal. Mix things up a little. See, ice dancing to death metal, even a guy could get away with the fishnet boy suit and not be gay. Depending on how he did his hair. He couldn't do it emo over one eye. Shaved or long, or possibly mohawk.